feathery: art@life-writer (sunset shades)
bird dave ([personal profile] feathery) wrote in [personal profile] frigidaire 2016-01-01 04:40 am (UTC)

backdated 12.25; bc i have been a lazy holiday shit

[Sup, dude. On Christmas, Isaac receives an official Nic Cage Master Collection™ and some space Doritos (notably without a glow, so these are not sprite manufactured). There's a letter in the box, with a shitty comic of a shitty kanima in pointy anime shades attached.]

i thought about getting you a scarf to compensate for the technicolor wolves but that scarf is a fucking work of art. for once atroma did something right. so i figured id provide on the shitty cinema front instead as a proper stave to the inevitable boredom well face once they shuttle us back aboard the wondercan.

if you can really call this a stave to boredom. seems more masochistic to me but if youre into it youre into it, which ive got to respect since not just anyone can plunge into the white rapids of these mass produced hack films with naught but a paddle of questionable taste. so i guess that makes you pretty cool and also in possession of sick survival skills, even if we ignore the werewolf thing.

if i were a crueler dude i would have given you furry porn but its been cool having you on the crew.

merry christmas bro

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