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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[frigidaire]

yeah well
i guess you just get normal names if your parents or whatever only hated you a little.
weird that jade and stiles are both gone at the same time though.


[ He's not even gonna mention that Isaac and Dave are relatively normal and common names for two people who went through hell as a kid. But he's thinking it. See? He's trying, Davesprite. Sort of. ]

[feathery]

yeah i guess it is pretty weird
was stiles depressed
jade was definitely depressed

[What Is Tact?: Bird Dave Edition.]

[frigidaire]

sometimes i guess.
it could have been a bad mood too.
but he went through a 'you dont belong' phase too.
so he was at least a jerk
but maybe depressed. i don't know.

[feathery]

oh
john had one of those
that was mostly my fault though
at least i think it was sometimes i dunno who pissed off who first or if any of it was justified before we went full asshole
both of us were pretty awful
but i dont think he was depressed
bored maybe but we were all kinda going stir crazy after a while
so maybe stiles was just angry

[frigidaire]

yeah i guess stiles was just worried for our friends.
scott and him had a big fight or something.
but stiles has never really liked me from the beginning.
so yeah i guess he was just stressed out or something.
its weird to think they're just gone.

[feathery]

really what was his beef with you
but yeah i dunno
i guess if i got to choose
or if she got to choose
i kinda hope jade went back to asgard
shes wanted to stay there in the first place
or go back if winning a space reality tv show actually meant anything in the end

[frigidaire]

i dont know. highschool? he was alright though.
but yeah i guess i hope she got to go back there too.
i never went there but it seemed pretty okay mostly.
i guess one of us should keep newton. or share him.
she'd be mad if we didn't.

[feathery]

id be kind of mad if we didnt
do you know how much that little shit cost
hint: probably more than all his incurred property damage

[frigidaire]

way more than his property damage.
hes ok though. i guess.
does that mean you're taking ownership?
its not like you sleep anyway dude.

[feathery]

nah he likes you more
also i still got a room full of sharp objects and weird dead things preserved in various ways
itd be kind of irresponsible to keep anything cooped up in here for too long
besides
you go to the iskaulit sometimes right
you can take him on proper fox outings

[frigidaire]

oh yeah thats right
cant disturb the weird dead things.
but if i have to take that furry jerk to iskaulit
youre gonna go with me. im not walking the fox by myself.
if he gets away its gonna be both of our faults.

[feathery]

do i have to

[Davesprite has not been on the Iskaulit in literal months.]

[frigidaire]

yes. he just runs away from me.
i think it's on purpose.
and you need exercise too okay.
if you're gonna make me go you have to go too.

[feathery]

god dammit

[THE MOST ELOQUENT OF TEXTS RIGHT HERE.]

[frigidaire]

you're welcome.

[ what good friends. ]

[feathery]

[And Isaac will find Newton chasing a shadowbird into his room or wherever he is, only for the shadow to dissipate so the fox can focus all of his souped up vulpine energy on his favorite werewolf.

You're welcome indeed.]

[frigidaire]

[ RUDE. but look we finished a thread. ]

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[feathery]

dude what is with the turnover lately
and i dont mean the pastry
though i could eat a pastry right now
ive never actually had a turnover before but they look pretty good

[frigidaire]

did you leave feathers everywhere
maybe they were allergic
and don't joke about turnovers. no joking matter.
i miss real earth food.

[feathery]

dont say that because that means i cant allergify either of us out of this shithole
unless youve been hiding your sneezes and puffy red eyes
dunno where maybe under your bed
but youd think with all the earth media around there would be more earth food
but no
my whole experience in this fleet has been nothing but disappointment after gross fucking disappointment

[frigidaire]

nope dude i can't get sick
and you're the one that hides stuff under your bed.
its pretty disappointing. i just want normal food again. like a burger as big as my face.
but this new place doesn't seem as crazy at least.

[feathery]

its not hiding its an economical use of space
where else am i gonna keep a pile of shitty sharp metal
but yeah i guess
im not really thrilled about it

[He likes his feelings to stay inside his own head, tyvm.]

[frigidaire]

maybe don't keep sharp metal and dead stuff
but thats just me.
this is better than the moon though
and free stuff. you can get free stuff.

[feathery]

what free stuff

[Interest: Perked.]

[frigidaire]

there's this tree apparently
that like if you hold hands around it
you get free shit.
we should try it. or something.

[ No, he's not drunk, it's real, okay? ]