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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[feathery]

uh
you sure youre feeling ok man
you didnt pick up another space disease did you
maybe drink some funny water
maybe the fluff slugs have gone to your head

[frigidaire]

no dude i heard people talking about it
you can get free stuff i guess if you just go and stand by it
and hold hands.
maybe the fluff slugs have gone to your head.

[ or your stomach, but he doesn't say that part. ]

[feathery]

right
well that still sounds like a load of bull
so where is this hella magical giving tree
should i bring an axe

[frigidaire]

i mean i dont have a good history with creepy magic trees
and cutting them down never works.
its on the planet though so we should go.
i mean its gonna be weird but dude free stuff.
i really want to get the free stuff.

[feathery]

in case you didnt notice the planet is actually planet sized so the amount of ground to cover in search of a dubious mystery gift tree is kind of fucking huge
and i dont have jades knack for spacey shit so please tell me you at least got more deets than that

[Well, he isn't saying no.]

[frigidaire]

yeah well its in the forest okay
i mean i got a pamphlet on it is that good enough?
the pamphlet has information.
i think.

[feathery]

if we get lost and die forgotten in the middle of an alien forest
im blaming you
and i will haunt the fuck out of your shit in the afterlife until the afterlife is a cold crater in the metaphysical ground

1/2

[frigidaire]

ok blame me i dont care.
thats not really a threat though.
you haunting me is basically what happens now anyway.

[frigidaire]

so we gonna go or what

[feathery]

sure
you on the planet already or what
i got them to stop hugging me but jackasses keep pulling on my feathers

[frigidaire]

yeah they kept touching my hair and hugging me.
it was pretty weird.
but nah im in my room. i took a nap.

[feathery]

oh my god all you do is sleep

[frigidaire]

hey im still catching up after moon hell okay
are you coming.

[ Davesprite's gonna hear him banging on the wall, just to be annoying. ]

free. stuff.
and food. we can get food too.

[feathery]

[Davesprite hears nothing, much in the same way Jon Snow knows nothing. Mostly because—]

dude im already here
well not at the tree since i still have my doubts about its existence but im already on the planet
the limiting factor in this equation is you

[frigidaire]

[ Nothing indeed, but he might hear something, though can the sound of no fucks being given be heard if there is no one around to witness it? who knows. ]

ugh fine i will come find you i guess.
do you still smell like a bird or are you with those slug things.
just find the forest dude, trees are in the forest.
duh.

[feathery]

oh my god
the whole fucking planet is a forest
look
here

[And Davesprite just texts Isaac his location in coordinate form. You're fucking welcome, bro.]

[frigidaire]

i know
i can see the trees too dude.
see you in a few.

text;

[feathery]

what is phasmas damage

[Davesprite literally only knows her name from looking at the ship crew assignments.]

[frigidaire]

dont ask me she wont even say anything to me
we're on security together too
she has a pretty creepy stare

[feathery]

does she look like she wants to throw you out of the nearest airlock too

[frigidaire]

kind of. she has a knife and stuff on her belt though so im gonna try to play it cool
ive had enough near knife death for my time on this ship.

[feathery]

you talking about the shit with octavia
or did something else happen

[frigidaire]

oh yeah
you know knifes in cupboards
under the chairs in the kitchen
places where they can fall and cut someone
i dont think phasma is gonna be the same though

[feathery]

i was talking about the time she actually stabbed you but maybe you should just
be more careful dude
i didnt have a sharp object fall on me even once

[frigidaire]

oh that wasnt an accident though i told her to stab me
i mean i healed so it was okay
not my fault she hid daggers in the towels