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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[frigidaire]

oh yeah
you know knifes in cupboards
under the chairs in the kitchen
places where they can fall and cut someone
i dont think phasma is gonna be the same though

[feathery]

i was talking about the time she actually stabbed you but maybe you should just
be more careful dude
i didnt have a sharp object fall on me even once

[frigidaire]

oh that wasnt an accident though i told her to stab me
i mean i healed so it was okay
not my fault she hid daggers in the towels

[feathery]

i still think that was dumb as fuck and unendorse it as far as idiotic decisions go
but im pretty sure if phasma stabbed you it would be on purpose
she looks like she knows what shes doing
so i guess we can agree on that

[Something about the way she moves says "serious stabs only" to Davesprite.]

[frigidaire]

yeah she'd stab me and mean it big time
she took my food earlier so that means shed do anything
who takes someones food for real that was stupid
just to get my attention
my food got cold by the way

[feathery]

what
why did she do that
what were you so engrossed in doing that mandated thieving you of a meal

[frigidaire]

i might have told her we had an armory
and she wanted to know where it was
so she took my food. pretty stupid.

[feathery]

uh
yeah
its not like the ships are that big all she has to do is walk a little
lemme know if she pulls anything else weird
especially if theres maiming involved we got an injury quota to minimize

[frigidaire]

am i supposed to follow her or something
or keep watch because i think that'd get me stabbed
i don't really want to be stabbed
so

[feathery]

what no
that would be stupid
im just saying if she actually tries to shank you or something
give me a heads up
for all we know she just has a stick up her ass and gets a thrill out of being edgier than a hot topic goth
why would i ask you to unnecessarily antagonize her over that

[frigidaire]

you told me to let you know so i wasnt sure
youre acting all captainly and its throwing me off
but ill let you know if im dying and bleeding out somewhere after she assaults me
youll be my first priority dont worry

[feathery]

cool glad we got that settled
we get canned meat now btw

[frigidaire]

uh okay
thanks captain random
that makes so much sense when im talking about being stabbed
no big deal

[feathery]

you just said she took your food and there wasnt any stabbing involved

[frigidaire]

i dont need any canned meat that sounds disgusting
i just ate my own food once she was done grabbing me
i think she thought it would scare me maybe

[feathery]

what

[Way to leave that part out, bro???]

[frigidaire]

she told me to tell her where the armory was
no wait she commanded
i told her you were captain and you have the orders
hilarious right

[feathery]

lmao did that actually work

[feathery]

oh yeah and before i forget
i got a book about that ash you had spilling ad infinitum out of your pockets
i wandered into a purple part of town and they came out in fucking droves when i asked one of them if they knew what it was
did you know its actually an ash tree and not just called that because its ash from a mountain
wtf

[frigidaire]

i mean i figured it was from a tree because it's ash and stuff
and they told me stuff about it once but i never really had to use it
do you still have the book
maybe it will actually work here after all.
we should try it out.

[feathery]

just because i changed the topic partway through doesnt mean you can get away with not telling me if it worked

one day ill get this shit right

[frigidaire]

dude you distracted me
she just said she calls the shots not you or me
because shes security. ive been here longer i have more rank than her right
if that even matters. i dont think it does to her.

[feathery]

dont think it matters to anyone if you wanna be real
hahaha too bad you werent first mate
you could have legitimately pulled rank on her that would have been fucking hilarious

[frigidaire]

i could have
wait
i could be first mate couldnt i
then i could boss her around

[feathery]

kinda doubtful much bossing around is gonna transpire when shes caught up in her own personal delusions of grandeur
but yeah you could
im captain dude what other proof could you need

[If Davesprite can be captain, anyone can be first mate.]