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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[frigidaire]

you cant do that
i already submitted it or whatever
i dont know how to cancel it

[feathery]

im captain this ships got no secrets from me

[Only it does and he's talking out of his ass.]

[frigidaire]

whatever you say dude
as long as you feel good about yourself i guess captain bird boy

[feathery]

yeah my ego canteen is practically overflowing with the stuff
anyway
i dunno how legit this book is
it looks like magical plants for assholes: teen lit edition
which might be the shelf it came from actually but the girl who gave it to me said it was THE guide to weird space plants

get out of my inbox jeez

[frigidaire]

but mountain ash isnt a weird space plant
its just some tree from earth or whatever
but if its magical plants for assholes youre the right audience for it

[feathery]

everything is a weird space plant when youre in bumfuck nowhere factionville space
the dude on the cover sort of looks like you though
the resemblance is actually kind of unsettling

1/2

[frigidaire]

whoa am i on the cover of an alien book?

[frigidaire]

wait you're just being an asshole arent you

[feathery]

no
look

[And he sends over a snapshot of a book cover featuring some dude who looks remarkably like Isaac, albeit with glasses and longer hair, and posed like this. He's just holding plants instead. Yeah.]

[frigidaire]

... did you photoshop me onto a book cover

[feathery]

ok you know by now anything i shop has about ten thousand more jpeg artifacts than that
so rude
dont diss my craft

[frigidaire]

whatever dude
its pretty weird you have a book with sort of my face on it

[frigidaire]

should i grow my hair out

[feathery]

uh
if you want to?
why are you asking me

[frigidaire]

nah i dont want to
itd be pretty weird
i mostly wanted to see your reaction

[feathery]

my reaction
what does that even mean

[frigidaire]

that shopped version of me looks like a girl
so me with long hair would not be good.
i figured youd have something ironic or witty to say about me growing my hair like that
or something mean. what are friends for.

[feathery]

i thought that was already implied in how fucking unsettling this is
but i mean
i can elaborate if you want

[frigidaire]

no im good
you talk a lot already dude.
i think im gonna try to get food again.
i might have to fight phasma again just to get to the fridge

[feathery]

first you tell me she left you more bereft than oliver twist at suppertime
then you tell me she went interrogation agent on your ass
and now it turns out that interrogation was actually a fight
i dont know what to believe anymore

[frigidaire]

i mean thats kind of how it progressed
talking, grabbing, and then i growled i think.
it got weird but she backed off so its fine dude.
i think i scared her. she's not that strong.

[ lol no, Isaac. ]

[feathery]

the growling is so embarrassing dude

[frigidaire]

yeah so.
i got angry okay.
it got her to back off tho

[feathery]

so then it wasnt really a fight
way to be melodramatic

isaac is the best storyteller in the universe.

[frigidaire]

i mean she tried to hold me down
but again the whole werewolf thing kind of kicked in and she wasnt that strong
and im pretty sure shes just a human with a really bad attitude.
it was kind of melodramatic.