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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[frigidaire]

yeah well he doesnt need excuses he sucks
and its not like you have to use his name or whatever anyway

[feathery]

yeah well thats not exactly something that occurred to me as a kid
i thought it was normal i guess
cause i never had a frame of reference for anything else

[feathery]

its not worth rehashing in any case
dudes dead and im a fucking bird
cool story right there

[frigidaire]

i think our versions of normal arent really that normal anyway
besides you could have become worse things i guess
what if you were a possum or something

[feathery]

yeah weve been over this before i know ok
i guess id have an ugly fuckin rat tail if i were part possum instead though
gross

[frigidaire]

the rat tail would be less obvious i guess
and id have fewer feathers in my room
and i wouldnt get smacked in the face all the time
itd be a win win

[feathery]

id smack you in the face with the rat tail out of spite

[frigidaire]

itd be a possum tail
get it right

[feathery]

no
as a fellow scavenger its my right to be a needless douche about these things

[frigidaire]

it cant be a rat tail if youre a possum
so pretty sure you cant be a douche just because you wanna be.

[feathery]

dude have you forgotten who youre talking to
thats practically my natural state

[frigidaire]

i guess youre right
ill start telling people youre my douchey best friend instead of bird best friend.

[feathery]

whos the bigger douche the douche or the douche who follows him

[frigidaire]

were both douches okay
thats not really new and exciting news
im gonna go make food though so
catch you later or whatever i can bring you some