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isaac lahey ([personal profile] frigidaire) wrote2015-10-12 09:46 pm
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Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.
feathery: art@biigurutwin (kids; dude i am not a tissue)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-12 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
yeah it does
do you think that would work
i dont know if security augments give you the instantaneous ability to detect any available weaponry within a ten foot radius or what
feathery: art@namcohigh (webcomics club)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
ok
can you take out the magazines
do laser guns have magazines
is that even the right term its been like a year since ive handled a gun and i wasnt too thrilled about the situation that led to it in the first place
feathery: art@life-writer (sunset shades)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-12 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
just back in asgard
turns out guns beat swords most of the time who knew
im more useful here with a sword though
my aims not that great
jades the one who could snipe a toadstool off your head at 50 paces
feathery: art@namcohigh (shrug)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-15 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
nah she definitely shot me once
it was a pretty unfortunate experience
and dude you dont even swing right when you punch im not letting you anywhere near a sword
feathery: art@xaseno (looking way cooler than i am)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-16 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
well it wasnt exactly real
it just felt real
in any case im pretty sure the only reason youve knocked people out is because youre a fucking werewolf and the target in question was probably a normal human being
to be honest i dont know how you havent gotten your ass irrevocably kicked into your teeth yet by someone who is a normal human being you leave yourself wide open
feathery: art@askdavechick (should i be concerned)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-16 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
uh
you realize thats exactly the opposite of reassuring right
thats like waltzing into the combat laundromat with a complete list of incidents that elucidate every single fucking time in your life when you really could have used some serious karate know how but got your ass kicked instead
all you need to do now is send me a letter detailing how right i am and youve formally indicted yourself
feathery: art@spkolala (up away to the sun)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-17 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
ok youre missing the point
the point is if you had to fight anyone who actually knew what they were doing
theyd probably kill you???
and telling me youve been hospitalized multiple times cause no one from california knows what the fuck theyre doing isnt great for convincing me otherwise
feathery: art@dodostad (etc; feathers what feathers)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-18 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
thats
i cant actually say a lack of training is a bad thing
only somehow youve managed to get yourself into a fucking plurality of fights since you showed up and i dont think ive been in a single one
despite being here even longer
i guess i can show you how to hit something without looking like a complete idiot though
feathery: art@duedlyfirearms (bleeding all over everything in neon)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-18 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
next time ill take a video
and yeah i guess so
im not a great teacher if you want to be real about it
feathery: art@ybee (etc; chilling with my caw bros)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-18 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
sounds kinda like my bros idea of training
did he ever throw you off a roof
feathery: art@yummytomatoes (beep beep peep)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-18 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah that definitely sounds like asshole behavior
why did you jump off a roof
is this one of the incidences where you ended up in the hospital
feathery: art@captaincrapster (skepticism is an artform)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-19 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
does anyone actually like hospitals
though now that i think about it ive never actually been to one before
kinda weird considering the number of times ive ended up on the wrong end of a sword but i dont think my bro was a big believer in healthcare
feathery: art@lexxercise (kids; whoops bleeding again)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-09-21 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
shit
uh
i guess it doesnt really surprise me if it was illegal considering the rest of my fucking life
but he was a big believer in the strider ability to walk shit off
or stride if you wanna be ironic but im not really feeling it right now
id just put myself through some regimented antiseptics for a while inasmuch as a dumbass kid can regiment anything
luckily they slap directions on literally everything in first aid kits

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