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frigidaire) wrote2015-10-12 09:46 pm
frigidaire) wrote2015-10-12 09:46 pm
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Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.
Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.
Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.
Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.
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do you think that would work
i dont know if security augments give you the instantaneous ability to detect any available weaponry within a ten foot radius or what
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and i didnt notice it before it did its probably safe to say no.
we can just hide it all under your bed though
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can you take out the magazines
do laser guns have magazines
is that even the right term its been like a year since ive handled a gun and i wasnt too thrilled about the situation that led to it in the first place
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why would a werewolf need a laser gun?
it sounds like a bad joke.
but you had to handle a gun?
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turns out guns beat swords most of the time who knew
im more useful here with a sword though
my aims not that great
jades the one who could snipe a toadstool off your head at 50 paces
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i think youre lying dude
she was way nice.
you should teach me sword stuff one day though
[ bc being nice =/= sharpshooter in isaac lahey's world. ]
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it was a pretty unfortunate experience
and dude you dont even swing right when you punch im not letting you anywhere near a sword
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but maybe thats just me
also i punch just fine ive knocked people out before okay
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it just felt real
in any case im pretty sure the only reason youve knocked people out is because youre a fucking werewolf and the target in question was probably a normal human being
to be honest i dont know how you havent gotten your ass irrevocably kicked into your teeth yet by someone who is a normal human being you leave yourself wide open
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but mostly cause i have to protect other people
you know, kicking other peoples asses and taking the fall for my friends
no big deal or anything. i even got electrocuted once.
but my punches suck, sure.
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you realize thats exactly the opposite of reassuring right
thats like waltzing into the combat laundromat with a complete list of incidents that elucidate every single fucking time in your life when you really could have used some serious karate know how but got your ass kicked instead
all you need to do now is send me a letter detailing how right i am and youve formally indicted yourself
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im not that bad of a fighter okay i know how to take people down if i have to.
most werewolves just kind of growl and jump and stuff. scott did a lot of roaring which was cool i guess and derek just kind of stared people down so
at least i do stuff. maybe.
like i said i was in the hospital a lot. some of my friends dont have anything but weapons and they would have died.
[ turns out some of them did, anyway, no matter what he did. ]
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the point is if you had to fight anyone who actually knew what they were doing
theyd probably kill you???
and telling me youve been hospitalized multiple times cause no one from california knows what the fuck theyre doing isnt great for convincing me otherwise
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but i didnt really get good training
derek wasnt a good alpha and he threw me out anyway
and scott cant really fight
so. i kind of have to do what i can.
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i cant actually say a lack of training is a bad thing
only somehow youve managed to get yourself into a fucking plurality of fights since you showed up and i dont think ive been in a single one
despite being here even longer
i guess i can show you how to hit something without looking like a complete idiot though
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thanks for the confidence bird dave.
but if you wanna show me some thatd be cool
better than nothing right?
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and yeah i guess so
im not a great teacher if you want to be real about it
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looks like its a perfect fit or whatever.
derek used to make us do this obstacle course or whatever
as fast as we could then try and attack him.
it never worked so pretty sure you can beat that.
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did he ever throw you off a roof
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but he threw stuff at me sometimes
he could be an ass
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why did you jump off a roof
is this one of the incidences where you ended up in the hospital
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not very high ones though so nah i didnt go to the hospital
got electrocuted once and thrown off a motorcycle
weird stuff happened with both of those so
i dont really like hospitals much
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though now that i think about it ive never actually been to one before
kinda weird considering the number of times ive ended up on the wrong end of a sword but i dont think my bro was a big believer in healthcare
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you just got stabbed and he didnt take you to the hospital
pretty sure thats illegal or something
[ so is locking your kid in a freezer, but. ]
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uh
i guess it doesnt really surprise me if it was illegal considering the rest of my fucking life
but he was a big believer in the strider ability to walk shit off
or stride if you wanna be ironic but im not really feeling it right now
id just put myself through some regimented antiseptics for a while inasmuch as a dumbass kid can regiment anything
luckily they slap directions on literally everything in first aid kits
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