does anyone actually like hospitals though now that i think about it ive never actually been to one before kinda weird considering the number of times ive ended up on the wrong end of a sword but i dont think my bro was a big believer in healthcare
shit uh i guess it doesnt really surprise me if it was illegal considering the rest of my fucking life but he was a big believer in the strider ability to walk shit off or stride if you wanna be ironic but im not really feeling it right now id just put myself through some regimented antiseptics for a while inasmuch as a dumbass kid can regiment anything luckily they slap directions on literally everything in first aid kits
strider? is that your bros name or something did he like lord of the rings or something not even my brother would pick a name like that and he was into that stuff but it sucks yours was a dick dude i dont get people like that i dont understand why they do it
shrug i dont think he ever wanted me strider was his last name though i guess its still mine maybe the gods back in asgard slapped us all with auto ids like atroma and i guess being "davesprite" overrides "dave strider" maybe cause im only partially a dave and its not like crows have names
i mean do you want it as a last name thats your choice dude not asgard or atromas but idk sounds like your bro was a real douche bag but i think ive said that a thousand times before his loss anyway
yeah well thats not exactly something that occurred to me as a kid i thought it was normal i guess cause i never had a frame of reference for anything else
i think our versions of normal arent really that normal anyway besides you could have become worse things i guess what if you were a possum or something
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though now that i think about it ive never actually been to one before
kinda weird considering the number of times ive ended up on the wrong end of a sword but i dont think my bro was a big believer in healthcare
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you just got stabbed and he didnt take you to the hospital
pretty sure thats illegal or something
[ so is locking your kid in a freezer, but. ]
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uh
i guess it doesnt really surprise me if it was illegal considering the rest of my fucking life
but he was a big believer in the strider ability to walk shit off
or stride if you wanna be ironic but im not really feeling it right now
id just put myself through some regimented antiseptics for a while inasmuch as a dumbass kid can regiment anything
luckily they slap directions on literally everything in first aid kits
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did he like lord of the rings or something
not even my brother would pick a name like that and he was into that stuff
but it sucks yours was a dick dude
i dont get people like that i dont understand why they do it
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i dont think he ever wanted me
strider was his last name though
i guess its still mine
maybe
the gods back in asgard slapped us all with auto ids like atroma and i guess being "davesprite" overrides "dave strider"
maybe cause im only partially a dave and its not like crows have names
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thats your choice dude not asgard or atromas
but idk
sounds like your bro was a real douche bag
but i think ive said that a thousand times before
his loss anyway
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anyway its not like ive got an argument for that i used up all the excuses i had for the guy a long fucking time ago
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and its not like you have to use his name or whatever anyway
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i thought it was normal i guess
cause i never had a frame of reference for anything else
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dudes dead and im a fucking bird
cool story right there
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besides you could have become worse things i guess
what if you were a possum or something
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i guess id have an ugly fuckin rat tail if i were part possum instead though
gross
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and id have fewer feathers in my room
and i wouldnt get smacked in the face all the time
itd be a win win
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get it right
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as a fellow scavenger its my right to be a needless douche about these things
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so pretty sure you cant be a douche just because you wanna be.
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thats practically my natural state
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ill start telling people youre my douchey best friend instead of bird best friend.
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thats not really new and exciting news
im gonna go make food though so
catch you later or whatever i can bring you some