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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[feathery]

i thought that was already implied in how fucking unsettling this is
but i mean
i can elaborate if you want

[frigidaire]

no im good
you talk a lot already dude.
i think im gonna try to get food again.
i might have to fight phasma again just to get to the fridge

[feathery]

first you tell me she left you more bereft than oliver twist at suppertime
then you tell me she went interrogation agent on your ass
and now it turns out that interrogation was actually a fight
i dont know what to believe anymore

[frigidaire]

i mean thats kind of how it progressed
talking, grabbing, and then i growled i think.
it got weird but she backed off so its fine dude.
i think i scared her. she's not that strong.

[ lol no, Isaac. ]

[feathery]

the growling is so embarrassing dude

[frigidaire]

yeah so.
i got angry okay.
it got her to back off tho

[feathery]

so then it wasnt really a fight
way to be melodramatic

isaac is the best storyteller in the universe.

[frigidaire]

i mean she tried to hold me down
but again the whole werewolf thing kind of kicked in and she wasnt that strong
and im pretty sure shes just a human with a really bad attitude.
it was kind of melodramatic.

[feathery]

i cant tell if i should be concerned about this or not
its like i arrived on the scene of a crime and every couple of steps i trip over more evidence
im not even supposed to be here im not a cop
im a pedestrian who was minding my own business until some asshole (thats you fyi) shoved me through the caution tape and now ive planted my ass on the choicest piece of evidence this scenes got
which is probably a corpse and dude i really did not want to find myself sitting on a corpse

[frigidaire]

theres not a dead body
i dont run around killing people so
glad you have so much faith in me. she just got weird.
grabbed me and i pulled back and we fell down and she tried to hold me there.
but she didnt know i was a werewolf so that kind of worked. she backed off.
she seemed kind of happy which was the strangest part and then she left.
just turned around and walked away. i didnt even tell her where the armory was.
thats the story

[feathery]

ok first of all
obviously theres not a dead body since i was literally just looking at phasma and now im talking to you unless one or both of you are actually undead
are either of you undead bro
second of all
thats
weird
maybe she likes werewolves?
hahaha i cant even type that with a straight face sorry dude but your variety of werewolf looks like a blobfish decided to procreate with a furry rock shelf
so yeah i got nothing

[frigidaire]

wow
i love you too

[feathery]

i know

[frigidaire]

but no really i dont know what her deal is
i should probably hide the guns in the armory
getting shot sucks.

[feathery]

yeah it does
do you think that would work
i dont know if security augments give you the instantaneous ability to detect any available weaponry within a ten foot radius or what

[frigidaire]

considering i had a knife almost fall on my face
and i didnt notice it before it did its probably safe to say no.
we can just hide it all under your bed though

[feathery]

ok
can you take out the magazines
do laser guns have magazines
is that even the right term its been like a year since ive handled a gun and i wasnt too thrilled about the situation that led to it in the first place

[frigidaire]

i dont know ive never really looked at them
why would a werewolf need a laser gun?
it sounds like a bad joke.
but you had to handle a gun?

[feathery]

just back in asgard
turns out guns beat swords most of the time who knew
im more useful here with a sword though
my aims not that great
jades the one who could snipe a toadstool off your head at 50 paces

[frigidaire]

jade can do that
i think youre lying dude
she was way nice.
you should teach me sword stuff one day though

[ bc being nice =/= sharpshooter in isaac lahey's world. ]

[feathery]

nah she definitely shot me once
it was a pretty unfortunate experience
and dude you dont even swing right when you punch im not letting you anywhere near a sword

[frigidaire]

yeah pretty sure getting shot would suck for anyone
but maybe thats just me
also i punch just fine ive knocked people out before okay

[feathery]

well it wasnt exactly real
it just felt real
in any case im pretty sure the only reason youve knocked people out is because youre a fucking werewolf and the target in question was probably a normal human being
to be honest i dont know how you havent gotten your ass irrevocably kicked into your teeth yet by someone who is a normal human being you leave yourself wide open

[frigidaire]

ive been in the hospital a lot actually
but mostly cause i have to protect other people
you know, kicking other peoples asses and taking the fall for my friends
no big deal or anything. i even got electrocuted once.
but my punches suck, sure.

[feathery]

uh
you realize thats exactly the opposite of reassuring right
thats like waltzing into the combat laundromat with a complete list of incidents that elucidate every single fucking time in your life when you really could have used some serious karate know how but got your ass kicked instead
all you need to do now is send me a letter detailing how right i am and youve formally indicted yourself