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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[frigidaire]

i mean i figured it was from a tree because it's ash and stuff
and they told me stuff about it once but i never really had to use it
do you still have the book
maybe it will actually work here after all.
we should try it out.

[feathery]

just because i changed the topic partway through doesnt mean you can get away with not telling me if it worked

one day ill get this shit right

[frigidaire]

dude you distracted me
she just said she calls the shots not you or me
because shes security. ive been here longer i have more rank than her right
if that even matters. i dont think it does to her.

[feathery]

dont think it matters to anyone if you wanna be real
hahaha too bad you werent first mate
you could have legitimately pulled rank on her that would have been fucking hilarious

[frigidaire]

i could have
wait
i could be first mate couldnt i
then i could boss her around

[feathery]

kinda doubtful much bossing around is gonna transpire when shes caught up in her own personal delusions of grandeur
but yeah you could
im captain dude what other proof could you need

[If Davesprite can be captain, anyone can be first mate.]

[frigidaire]

i dont know dude
shes accessing the armory with a lot of anger so i wanna keep an eye on her
i mean i pissed her off so i dont wanna wake up with a gun in my face or something
thatd be hard to heal from.
but for real can i be first mate

[feathery]

[He nearly starts typing who even says things like "accessing the armory with a lot of anger", but the line after that actually Concerns him.]

do you really think shed pull a gun on you

[Sorry, Isaac, you're gonna have to hold on the first mate question.]

[frigidaire]

maybe?
she doesnt really seem to be joking around.
but i guess shell leave me alone now that she can play in the armory or whatever.
she was just mad because i wouldnt tell her i guess.

[feathery]

if you say so
anyway i dont care if you wanna be first mate
yall gotta stop feeling like you need to ask my permission about this shit jade did the same thing

[frigidaire]

ok cool i kind of already signed up for it so
glad you said yes

[feathery]

just for that im rescinding my approval

[frigidaire]

you cant do that
i already submitted it or whatever
i dont know how to cancel it

[feathery]

im captain this ships got no secrets from me

[Only it does and he's talking out of his ass.]

[frigidaire]

whatever you say dude
as long as you feel good about yourself i guess captain bird boy

[feathery]

yeah my ego canteen is practically overflowing with the stuff
anyway
i dunno how legit this book is
it looks like magical plants for assholes: teen lit edition
which might be the shelf it came from actually but the girl who gave it to me said it was THE guide to weird space plants

get out of my inbox jeez

[frigidaire]

but mountain ash isnt a weird space plant
its just some tree from earth or whatever
but if its magical plants for assholes youre the right audience for it

[feathery]

everything is a weird space plant when youre in bumfuck nowhere factionville space
the dude on the cover sort of looks like you though
the resemblance is actually kind of unsettling

1/2

[frigidaire]

whoa am i on the cover of an alien book?

[frigidaire]

wait you're just being an asshole arent you

[feathery]

no
look

[And he sends over a snapshot of a book cover featuring some dude who looks remarkably like Isaac, albeit with glasses and longer hair, and posed like this. He's just holding plants instead. Yeah.]

[frigidaire]

... did you photoshop me onto a book cover

[feathery]

ok you know by now anything i shop has about ten thousand more jpeg artifacts than that
so rude
dont diss my craft

[frigidaire]

whatever dude
its pretty weird you have a book with sort of my face on it

[frigidaire]

should i grow my hair out