i got it out of a book havent you ever heard of shel silverstein come on man show a little cultural awareness that sounds pretty fucking gross though pics or gtfo
[ he isn't sure what to think about the fact that this wolf is actually Remus Lupin, snuffling up to him and wiggling close. all the same, though, he strokes the creature's head and back.
even he feels a little calmer, strangely enough, with his friend's presence. it's something else to focus on, something to avoid the rush of anger he feels on occasion on the discomfort of controlling himself on the full moon. ] Good, that's better, see? [ at least he hopes Remus is done with the murderous thoughts, because even he is getting a little tired. the full moon takes it right out of him. ]
and i never made it far enough for english class to be a thing didnt you ever get subjected to a boy named sue they played that on the radio sometimes but what is that why is it purple are you sure thats edible and your brain hasnt already been corrupted by chinese worms maybe thats where they really went instead of the trash
so you didnt go to school then if you never got to english class. there is always english class. and i dont know what it is, its purple and its delicious and its my birthday so if i have chinese space worms at least ill die happy.
you're a bird dude. who needs a ged. i do not need to go to a vet, i dont have weird space worms. i bought you a donut on my birthday so be grateful bird brains or ill eat yours. and they're awesome.
that's what the sign said. it tastes pretty good, pretty donuty. dont know why its purple tho. left yours by your door. lets hope newton doesnt eat it.
[But the murderous thoughts, unfortunately, are never done. Isaac successfully greeted and protected, Moony turns, padding around the room, snuffling at the floor. Werewolves can't look disgusted, but if he could, he most certainly would. This place again, and he loathes this place, the unnatural metallic smells and the coolness of the floor and the lack of any natural scent.
He rounds the room, ending up a solid two feet from the door-- right where the boundaries of Remus' spell lay. Just like last time-- and just like last time, Moony lifts his lips in a snarl, low and threatening.]
just because werewolves can eat baked goods doesnt mean foxes can do you know how much that furry asshole cost i cant go replacing him with a new one if anything happens and this is without factoring in the emotional devastation jade would experience which is a classification unto itself basically what im saying is dont give the fox non fox approved food this includes socks
yeah well it's not like i gave him my socks. he found his way into my room and has torn things apart. i woke up yesterday with fox butt in my face. he won't leave me alone. a muffin won't hurt him. or whatever it is. wont waste your precious bird dollars.
at least you dont have any extra appendages to chew anyway speaking of finding things isnt that what youre supposed to do as the birthday guy receive gifts of dubious value or whatever or is it different in california
buying your own presents defeats the purpose of a present just putting that out there man what happened to all your grandiose plans to party or whatever it is werewolves do in outer space
our money got frozen and we were on a weird space station turns out working makes partying hard. what gonna throw a dance party and play all my favorite songs thought not.
hypothetically i could have when i had that dj gig but sucks to be you since your birthday is today instead of a week ago i dunno does turning 18 mean anything in space its not like anyone cares about employing seven year olds
you never get to give me shit for skipping my last three birthdays or however many its been at this point ever again but yeah nanako asked me for a work reference thats pretty dodgy right
yeah her brother is here somewhere. and apparently is ok with all of it. he just lets her wander off. lemonade stand was the best idea you had? on a space station?
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