feathery: art@askturntechsprite (this is your commentary riff)
bird dave ([personal profile] feathery) wrote in [personal profile] frigidaire 2016-05-06 03:46 am (UTC)

fine dude ill make sure i bring you a doggie bag
dancings not really my thing though
i guess im not sure parties are my thing in general like this is
honestly kind of awkward
before asgard id never been to a party
at least not the kind you see in movies featuring a shitload of people youve never met before
there kind of werent enough humans left for that after earth took an armageddon meteor shower to the face
and most npcs dont have the conversational acumen for a lengthy chat unless you just wanna make reptile noises for a while
some of them make ok listeners but its not the same as being in a room full of honest to god 100% legit human beings who talk to you face to face and not through a chat client filled with multicolored text
or uh
near humans
humanoids?
i dunno a bunch of two legged assholes with roughly similar biological templates
not that i had legs before hel decided id make a fine addition to her house of psychopaths but whatever
trading your legs for a ghost butt really puts a damper on dancing btw
and pretty much anything else involving them
like you never really think about how awesome running is until you cant anymore even if flying is a pretty sweet perk as far as randomly endowed powers go
better than getting fucked up by a moon once a month thats for sure


[Please make him stop rambling.]

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