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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[frigidaire]

yeah and you acted like you were gonna bring me free food when you were done.
you can't lie to be about food dude.
but you should dance it's a masquerade right. dancing's pretty fun.

[feathery]

fine dude ill make sure i bring you a doggie bag
dancings not really my thing though
i guess im not sure parties are my thing in general like this is
honestly kind of awkward
before asgard id never been to a party
at least not the kind you see in movies featuring a shitload of people youve never met before
there kind of werent enough humans left for that after earth took an armageddon meteor shower to the face
and most npcs dont have the conversational acumen for a lengthy chat unless you just wanna make reptile noises for a while
some of them make ok listeners but its not the same as being in a room full of honest to god 100% legit human beings who talk to you face to face and not through a chat client filled with multicolored text
or uh
near humans
humanoids?
i dunno a bunch of two legged assholes with roughly similar biological templates
not that i had legs before hel decided id make a fine addition to her house of psychopaths but whatever
trading your legs for a ghost butt really puts a damper on dancing btw
and pretty much anything else involving them
like you never really think about how awesome running is until you cant anymore even if flying is a pretty sweet perk as far as randomly endowed powers go
better than getting fucked up by a moon once a month thats for sure

[Please make him stop rambling.]

[frigidaire]

uh. bird dave are you okay?
pretty sure you're still going.
whats up dude.

1/2

[feathery]

like seriously what do werewolf powers even entail
do you just hulk out sometimes
is it like mcdonalds forgot to ask if you wanted fries with that

[feathery]

what
oh
uh
its cool
im done

[frigidaire]

thats bullshit.
dude you just wrote me a novel.
it's cool and all you do what you want
werwolf powers are boring anyway.

[feathery]

hey man sometimes i just get a good ramble going and need to lay it all out there
its like an extra fucked up form of catharsis that doesnt really sum up to any kind of emotional release besides embarrassment but its got to happen all the same
you should be glad i didnt rap it
i know how you feel about my raps
(my raps are fucking awesome)
but no im done
for real
im fucking primed and ready to keep shooting the shit all official like

[frigidaire]

ive definitely done worse embarrassing things dude.
so don't even try that. i mean i crushed the blender because i was pissed. im cool now.
im on my way over there by the way. think my wolf face will work as a mask?

[feathery]

whoa what
dude the moon makes you flip out and punch assholes on the street like an extra pissed furry who missed the last convention
why are you coming down here
the party isnt even that great
ive been to like two in my whole life and both of them were better than this

[frigidaire]

im fine. i said im good to come so im coming.
and i know ive been to better parties than that alien ball or whatever
im coming for the free food.
not gonna punch anyone. hopefully.

[feathery]

[Davesprite is so ??????]

o
k
i mean if you think youre good to go
i guess then i wont be the only hideously underdressed dumbass on the premises
they make you buy a masquerade mask if you dont already have one to get in fyi

[frigidaire]

whatever i'll buy one
i'll make any masquerade mask look hot.
maybe.
see you in a few.