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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[frigidaire]

whoa no its my birthday i dont pay
but burritos sound good. have you had them before
its not some weird alien meat is it

[feathery]

when is it not weird alien meat

[frigidaire]

i guess that's true.
i dont even remember what real beef tastes like.
but yeah lets get burriots. maybe two.

[feathery]

only two
maybe you should look into stocking up for the future
do you think freeze dried burritos exist
or whatever theyre serving in space these days i never kept track

[frigidaire]

i probably will if the burritos are good.
freeze the stuffing and make shitty burritos
with 'wheat substitute'.
we need to find a good cook.

[feathery]

id trade one of the superfluous communications officers for a cook

[Davesprite, that is rude.]

dont know why anyone decided we need three of them

[frigidaire]

i didn't know we had communications officers.
but yeah we need a good cook. can we trade?

[ the truth is just rude, then. ]

arent you in charge of that or something.
captain.

[feathery]

technically im a communications officer
id be offended if i cared more so count yourself lucky
captains dont got anything to do with who gets assigned where though
and i mean even if i did
would you want to be the guy who tells nagisa or daneel they got to pack up and jump ship
especially nagisa
crushing the optimism of a preteen isnt high on my to do list

[ITT: Davesprite has no idea how old Nagisa actually is, but she sure is short.]

[frigidaire]

yeah its weird when people cry
should probably just kick you out instead.
birds dont cry, right?

[ he's kidding, he swears! ]

i guess you can stay for now though.

[feathery]

wow magnanimous
especially from the wolfman we hired as extra security despite the lack of horseshit or non horseshit to secure
to be honest im pretty sure i know who would get voted off the wonderisland in this scenario and its not me

[feathery]

p.s. doves cry

[frigidaire]

too bad you're a mangey crow or something.
or maybe you're a pigeon with trachea problems.
all that squawking.
can we get burritos now or what?

[feathery]

waiting on you dude
so hurry up and grab your scarf or whatever it is you think makes you presentable to the great outdoors and get your ass over here

[frigidaire]

dont hate on my scarf.
its important. i might wear both of my scarves.
see you in a few.