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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[feathery]

being a werewolf sounds like a pain in the ass
the worst thing i do as a crow is say caw sometimes

[This is not the worst thing he has done as a kid who is part crow.]

[frigidaire]

yeah thats pretty scary. cawing everywhere.
being a werewolf is weird. at least you can fly.
i mean you can fly right?

[feathery]

yeah i can fly
i couldnt for a while in asgard because of some bullshit rules handed down by world mechanics but apparently no one gives a shit here

[frigidaire]

i can see why. where are you gonna fly in space.
you'll freeze and suffocate before you get very far.
but it's still pretty cool. next weird moon or planet i want to see.
i can just run pretty fast. not as impressive.

[feathery]

how fast is fast

[frigidaire]

i mean. i could keep up with a car at good speed.
probably. i haven't tried.
yet.
but werewolves i can catch.

[feathery]

cool
we should race next time were not trapped in a glorified metal box
i wont even do the flying thing

[frigidaire]

no flying. that'd be cheating.
not that you'd win anyway.
so it's on.

[ whoops, he's not even sure of that but he likes a bit of friendly competition. ]

[feathery]

fuck yeah
i promise not to grossly abuse my innate flight capabilities in the pursuit of your defeat
kinda hoping we dont go somewhere with an ass ton of snow though

[frigidaire]

if i have to tie your wings to your back will.
if you dont like snow then i hope it is nice and cold.
better chance of me winning.

[feathery]

to be honest i dont think that would do anything
i dont actually need my wings to fly
but do you like snow
does it snow where youre from in california

[frigidaire]

then why do you have wings.
pretty big waste of space.
and you shed or whatever too dont you.
it doesn't snow. but i'd deal.

[feathery]

because sometimes mistakes are made and you end up part bird and part ghost as a result
the ghost is where the floating part comes in who the fuck knows if i could fly without that
probably not if asgard was any indication
and snow sucks
fyi

[frigidaire]

whoa.
so you're part bird
and part ghost.
you realize how crazy that sounds right?

[feathery]

dude
youre a werewolf
dont supernatural creatures run rampant across hollywood or something
i heard there was a lizard

[frigidaire]

i don't live in hollywood but nice try.
and werewolves are more common than
half ghost bird boys who wear shades indoors.
and pretty sure giant lizard was in tokyo or something
but nice try.

[feathery]

hey you were the one who told me about the werelizardsnake freak
or maybe that hasnt happened for you yet
so uh
spoilers i guess

[frigidaire]

werelizardsnake?
is that some story from the other me?
it's called a kanima, btw.
lame, i know.

[feathery]

sounds like he belongs in an anime
and yeah it came up briefly back in asgard
i think i made a comic

[frigidaire]

you make comics?
where's mine?

[feathery]

i used to
kind of stopped being my thing after a while
so i guess yours got lost in the pandimensional rift

[frigidaire]

pandim what
that sounds painful.

[feathery]

dude youve got no idea
like picture the most painful thing thats ever happened to you
youre a werewolf so thats
probably something pretty fucking painful right
maybe even up there in the tiers of getting murderized by an evil fishwitch

[frigidaire]

you were murdered?
by a witch fish?
is that why you're part
creepy bird and creepy ghost?

[feathery]

uh

[He should be less surprised when being a snarky shit backfires on him, but nope, still surprised.]

no actually
i was already a ghostbird by that point
just minus the ghost part