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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[frigidaire]

very funny.

[ ... wow, thanks bird dave. ]

a desert moon doesn't exactly sound like fun either.
not sure if a moon would be a good place for me. werewolf and all.
mars would be pretty cool, though. any planet would be.
these ships aren't very big and i want to run.

[feathery]

yeah most of the planets have been alright
there was like the wilds of endor that was kinda shifty though
not too sure how id feel about revisiting that one
but so on a hypothetical space moon
would you like
lose your shit and go totally wolf
just hulk out and probably need to get slammed into solitary until we left or what

[frigidaire]

uh.
i don't know. a full moon is when it's the worst but
i guess the moon we landed on would be full all the time.
shit. i guess we'll have to wait and see.
maybe i won't leave my room.

[feathery]

maybe it only works with earths moon
or its got to be in orbit??
maybe when youre on a moon the satellite you really have to worry about is whatevers hanging in the sky and going through all the awkward space phases
but yeah youre right
well probably find out soon enough
i can always temp weld your door shut if all else fails

[SHRUG.]

[frigidaire]

maybe its just earth's moon. i don't know.
maybe i should ask someone.
welding the door wont be enough if things get weird.
i should be able to control it.
ill just hide in my room for 24 hours.
its not really easy on the eyes.

[feathery]

really
is it worse than the wolverine getup you were sporting during teen wolf

[frigidaire]

uh not always it just depends.
the whole urge to kill, the anger.
so yeah, worse. like wolverine but lots of blood.

[feathery]

being a werewolf sounds like a pain in the ass
the worst thing i do as a crow is say caw sometimes

[This is not the worst thing he has done as a kid who is part crow.]

[frigidaire]

yeah thats pretty scary. cawing everywhere.
being a werewolf is weird. at least you can fly.
i mean you can fly right?

[feathery]

yeah i can fly
i couldnt for a while in asgard because of some bullshit rules handed down by world mechanics but apparently no one gives a shit here

[frigidaire]

i can see why. where are you gonna fly in space.
you'll freeze and suffocate before you get very far.
but it's still pretty cool. next weird moon or planet i want to see.
i can just run pretty fast. not as impressive.

[feathery]

how fast is fast

[frigidaire]

i mean. i could keep up with a car at good speed.
probably. i haven't tried.
yet.
but werewolves i can catch.

[feathery]

cool
we should race next time were not trapped in a glorified metal box
i wont even do the flying thing

[frigidaire]

no flying. that'd be cheating.
not that you'd win anyway.
so it's on.

[ whoops, he's not even sure of that but he likes a bit of friendly competition. ]

[feathery]

fuck yeah
i promise not to grossly abuse my innate flight capabilities in the pursuit of your defeat
kinda hoping we dont go somewhere with an ass ton of snow though

[frigidaire]

if i have to tie your wings to your back will.
if you dont like snow then i hope it is nice and cold.
better chance of me winning.

[feathery]

to be honest i dont think that would do anything
i dont actually need my wings to fly
but do you like snow
does it snow where youre from in california

[frigidaire]

then why do you have wings.
pretty big waste of space.
and you shed or whatever too dont you.
it doesn't snow. but i'd deal.

[feathery]

because sometimes mistakes are made and you end up part bird and part ghost as a result
the ghost is where the floating part comes in who the fuck knows if i could fly without that
probably not if asgard was any indication
and snow sucks
fyi

[frigidaire]

whoa.
so you're part bird
and part ghost.
you realize how crazy that sounds right?

[feathery]

dude
youre a werewolf
dont supernatural creatures run rampant across hollywood or something
i heard there was a lizard

[frigidaire]

i don't live in hollywood but nice try.
and werewolves are more common than
half ghost bird boys who wear shades indoors.
and pretty sure giant lizard was in tokyo or something
but nice try.

[feathery]

hey you were the one who told me about the werelizardsnake freak
or maybe that hasnt happened for you yet
so uh
spoilers i guess

[frigidaire]

werelizardsnake?
is that some story from the other me?
it's called a kanima, btw.
lame, i know.