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[frigidaire]

Hey, this is Isaac. Leave a message, I guess.

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[frigidaire]

they seem pretty okay.
one is blue though, so. smell could be him.
can't be worse than bird droppings.

[feathery]

oh youre talking about kurt
kurts ok he just has awful taste in music
anyway i was gonna ask if you wanted to swap ships to the wonderdome since our engineer fucked off
but if youve got a grudge against birds i guess the answer to that is no

[frigidaire]

you realize i'm not an engineer right.
i mean i can be if you want the ship to crash.
birds are okay, though. but only if they share their doritos.

[feathery]

jade hates doritos so weve got a surplus
but the point is we did fine without an engineer before
and weve got an open crew slot
so if you wanna take it its all yours
just means were doubling up on security

[frigidaire]

so id say i missed you too but then
you might cry or molt and that'd be gross.
as long as there are doritos then i'm there.
whether jade likes them or not.
but i can do security, yeah. need things beaten up?

[feathery]

wow thanks for being so considerate dude
im glad neither of us had to suffer emasculation such as you described in your hypothetical au land
next time keep your hypothetical au land to yourself though alright because that just makes it weird
but i guess
the last time we got hassled we didnt have anyone with a security augment aboard so that sucked

[frigidaire]

any time. just thought i'd help you out.
what are aus. i was talking real talk.
crying and beating things up are things that happen.
but i guess i can switch ships. might as well before i get too cozy.
with low ceilings and metal walls.
it's cold on this ship.

[feathery]

do you really not know what au stands for
the wondertruck is ok i guess as far as the fleet goes
we got most of the upgrades
and its brighter since the last time we were aboard
kind of sick of fake light though
they need to fucking let us out onto an actual planet

[frigidaire]

i'm asking because i know exactly what it is.
seriously?
i am tired of this air, too. and the small rooms.
being on a planet would be nice.
unless it's like venus or something.
i could see them doing that.

[feathery]

oh cool then i dont got to explain after all

[Davesprite, u shit.]

we were on a desert moon before they dropped us on the marsiva
i think thats as close as weve gotten to venus
id take it over another day stuck on these ships though
a martian wasteland would be an improvement

[frigidaire]

very funny.

[ ... wow, thanks bird dave. ]

a desert moon doesn't exactly sound like fun either.
not sure if a moon would be a good place for me. werewolf and all.
mars would be pretty cool, though. any planet would be.
these ships aren't very big and i want to run.

[feathery]

yeah most of the planets have been alright
there was like the wilds of endor that was kinda shifty though
not too sure how id feel about revisiting that one
but so on a hypothetical space moon
would you like
lose your shit and go totally wolf
just hulk out and probably need to get slammed into solitary until we left or what

[frigidaire]

uh.
i don't know. a full moon is when it's the worst but
i guess the moon we landed on would be full all the time.
shit. i guess we'll have to wait and see.
maybe i won't leave my room.

[feathery]

maybe it only works with earths moon
or its got to be in orbit??
maybe when youre on a moon the satellite you really have to worry about is whatevers hanging in the sky and going through all the awkward space phases
but yeah youre right
well probably find out soon enough
i can always temp weld your door shut if all else fails

[SHRUG.]

[frigidaire]

maybe its just earth's moon. i don't know.
maybe i should ask someone.
welding the door wont be enough if things get weird.
i should be able to control it.
ill just hide in my room for 24 hours.
its not really easy on the eyes.

[feathery]

really
is it worse than the wolverine getup you were sporting during teen wolf

[frigidaire]

uh not always it just depends.
the whole urge to kill, the anger.
so yeah, worse. like wolverine but lots of blood.

[feathery]

being a werewolf sounds like a pain in the ass
the worst thing i do as a crow is say caw sometimes

[This is not the worst thing he has done as a kid who is part crow.]

[frigidaire]

yeah thats pretty scary. cawing everywhere.
being a werewolf is weird. at least you can fly.
i mean you can fly right?

[feathery]

yeah i can fly
i couldnt for a while in asgard because of some bullshit rules handed down by world mechanics but apparently no one gives a shit here

[frigidaire]

i can see why. where are you gonna fly in space.
you'll freeze and suffocate before you get very far.
but it's still pretty cool. next weird moon or planet i want to see.
i can just run pretty fast. not as impressive.

[feathery]

how fast is fast

[frigidaire]

i mean. i could keep up with a car at good speed.
probably. i haven't tried.
yet.
but werewolves i can catch.

[feathery]

cool
we should race next time were not trapped in a glorified metal box
i wont even do the flying thing

[frigidaire]

no flying. that'd be cheating.
not that you'd win anyway.
so it's on.

[ whoops, he's not even sure of that but he likes a bit of friendly competition. ]